You’ve made the decision. You and your partner are done having kids, or you’ve chosen not to have any at all. The hard part isn’t the choice itself. It’s finding the time to actually do something about it.
Between your job, the kids’ schedules, and keeping up with everything at home, when are you supposed to take a few days off? The answer might be sitting right in front of you: March Madness.
You were already planning to be on the couch, watching the games. Why not schedule your vasectomy during March Madness? Nobody will question why you’re planted in front of the TV for three days straight.
A vasectomy is a simple procedure that gives you permanent birth control. The surgery takes less than 30 minutes. Most men are back to normal activities within a week. And it works. It’s one of the most reliable forms of birth control available.
Here are five reasons why March Madness is the ideal time to get it done.
1. You Already Have an Excuse to Stay Home
During any other time of year, taking a few days to rest on the couch feels lazy. But during March Madness? It’s tradition. Your friends get it. Your family gets it. Everyone understands why you’re parked in front of the TV. Use that to your advantage.
2. Summer Will Be Here Before You Know It
Think about your summer plans. Is it going to be full of beach days, fishing trips, or playing outside with the kids? Do you really want to schedule a medical procedure right before all that? Get your vasectomy now, and you’ll be completely healed when the weather gets nice. You won’t have to worry about recovery time cutting into your vacation plans.
3. You’ll Actually Follow the Rest Instructions
Doctors tell you to take it easy for a few days after surgery. But how many guys actually do that? With March Madness on TV, you’ll have no problem following orders. Game after game gives you a reason to sit still and let your body heal properly.
4. Your Partner Will Thank You
Right now, birth control probably falls on your partner. She might be taking pills, using an IUD, or dealing with hormones that mess with her body. She could be worrying about timing and whether it’s working. A vasectomy shifts that responsibility to you. It’s a one-time procedure that gives you long-term birth control, so she doesn’t have to deal with side effects anymore, and neither of you has to worry.
5. You Get a Free Shirt Out of It
We’re giving away free t-shirts to guys who schedule their vasectomy during March Madness. Wear it during recovery. It’s basically a free pass to watch basketball guilt-free for three days.
Don’t Wait. Book Your Vasectomy During March Madness
Atlantic Urology Clinics serves men in Myrtle Beach, Murrells Inlet, and Conway, SC. Our experienced team makes getting a vasectomy during March Madness simple and comfortable. We’ve performed countless vasectomies, and we’ll make sure you’re taken care of every step of the way.
Spots fill up fast during March Madness. Don’t wait until the tournament starts.
Call 843.347.2450 or fill out the form below to schedule an appointment and take the first step toward the freedom of permanent birth control.